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misura ([personal profile] misura) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2010-12-07 09:30 pm

three Weiss Kreuz drabbles

Title: Cut Your Heart Out
Author: [personal profile] misura
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz (times three)
Pairing/characters: Farfarello and Omi, Schuldig
Rating: PG
Warnings: AU wherein Omi is a perfectly ordinary young man and Farfarello does things with knives
Prompt/challenge you're answering: “Kiss me, I’m....”

The way the light reflected off the blades was almost hypnotic - Omi caught himself staring at them, flushed as he finally wrestled his gaze away only to get a wink from the man wielding them.

He was good - clearly a foreigner, and Omi wondered how he had come to be working in one of the most famous and respected sushi restaurants of Tokyo. Skill alone might have opened the door for him, but it was highly doubtful that would have been enough; the man must have had a connection to the restaurant's owners. He wondered if the scars on the man's face had anything to do with it.

"Quite a sight, isn't he?" a voice in heavily accented Japanese asked.

Omi turned and took in another unexpected sight - another foreigner, this one probably a guest, possibly a businessman, although he hardly was dressed as one.

"Don't be embarrassed, please," the man continued with a smile that showed teeth. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind being so ... admired by a cute guy like you. There's a reason for that apron, you know."

Omi frowned and returned his attention to the man with the blades. There were, indeed, words written on it, although it took Omi a few moments to decipher them, given that they were in English.

" 'Kiss the cook'."

"His shift finishes in about an hour from now, if you're interested."

Omi realized that he was, rather.


Title: Red and Green and Round and Round
Pairing/characters: Farfarello and Crawford, Schuldig, Nagi
Rating: R for see below
Warnings: somewhat disturbing implications
Prompt/challenge you're answering: World Frog Day

"What's red and green and keeps going round and round?" Schuldich asked out loud.

Crawford shuddered. Farfarello cackled. Nagi stared at his breakfast and made a face.

"No, really. I've always wondered."

"Something disgusting," Nagi said.

"Something fun," Farfarello said.

"Something that's going to leave stains that will never get out of the carpet," Crawford said. "Not to mention that I'm going to have to buy a new kitchen machine ... again."

Farfarello snorted. "You never used this one anyway."

"Not after I knew this was going to happen, no."

("A frog in a kitchen machine?" Schuldich repeated incredulously. "You're kidding me, right? I mean, even for Farfarello, that's - ew.")

("It was a leftover from some experiments they did at Nagi's school, I do believe," Crawford said.)


Title: His Favorite Book to Read
Pairing/characters: Schuldig and Aya
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Prompt/challenge you're answering: Curling up with a good book

The sex was great, of course - all redheads were passionate and Fujimiya Aya nee Ran was no exception to that rule any more than Schuldich himself, which was probably lucky, given that things might have become a good deal less fun otherwise and a good deal more about trying to stay alive while the object of his lust was trying to disembowel him with that katana of his.

Schuldich's favorite part of the night was what followed after the sex though, with Aya nice and loose-limbed and relaxed (or just plain worn out, possibly), lying in his arms, mind wide open.