senmut: Drizzt hold ing his hand up against the sun in the distance (Forgotten Realms: Drizzt Sun)
Asp ([personal profile] senmut) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2024-03-26 06:40 pm

Learning Jokes (Forgotten Realms/Legend of Drizzt)

Title: Learning Jokes
Fandom: Forgotten Realms/Legend of Drizzt
Prompt: March Twenty-Sixth - 1 & 2 bad jokes
Content advisory: Age Gap (background), Power imbalance (background), bad humor
Characters/Relationship: Drizzt Do'Urden/Alustriel Silverhand
Word Count: 100



"I heard about a woman with the heart of a wyvern," Drizzt said.

Alustriel's lip curled up. "Oh?"

"She's banned from from the menagerie now."

Alustriel chuckled at him. "That was terrible."

"Blame Calimac; he insisted I learn how to tell jokes."

Alustriel considered. "Did you hear what the plate said to the other?"

Drizzt started grinning. "Do tell."

"Dinner's on me."

He laughed, and she joined him, before kissing his brow.

"I did figure out why the skeletons weren't fighting each other," he said when she sat back.

"Because they haven't any guts?" set them both to laughing again.