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no_true_pairTitle: Summer Fun at Sallie House
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved
Pairing/Characters: Ryan Bergara/Sallie House Demon, also implied Ryan/Shane
Rating: Teen
Content Notes: It's from a demon's POV so there's talk of possession and eating, but this is mostly crack.
Prompt: September 10 - Ryan Bergara & Sallie House Demon with the title "Summer Fun"
Some demons are social creatures, and they do talk to each other on occasion. So when Sallie found out that Ryan Bergara was coming back to her house to play with her, she could hardly contain her excitement.
Fear fed her, and kept her alive, but fear was easy to come by on account of her house being so famous. Silly ghost hunters came from all over the world and kept her full. Her life was a life of luxury compared to many of her colleagues. So she didn’t have to outright scare Ryan Bergara. Instead, she could have some real fun with him.
She plotted and planned, trying to figure out the best ways to really leave her mark. She was the kind of demon that liked to really build up the dread and suspense, and she also was prone to theatrics. She knew how to maintain an image, after all. But with Ryan, she didn’t just want to feed off of him. She wanted to possess him completely but only the ancient demons had that power. She was going to have to settle for spine-tingling flirting instead.
She sent out her hellhound to watch for Ryan’s arrival. When he was spotted, Sallie gleefully clapped her hands. Finally, she would have someone to play with her. This time, maybe she’d rack up the courage to say what she’d always wanted to say.
Things felt different as soon as Ryan walked through the door. He was older, sure. His hair looked fantastic, and his arms were even bigger than she remembered. But there was an edge to him, something almost like resignation wafting off of him. That didn’t taste good.
Sallie didn’t let that deter her, though. This was probably going to be her only chance to make Ryan truly notice her. She wanted him to remember her forever.
When he turned on the spirit box, she requested he dance in her living room. She really got a full show. Ryan swaying his hips nearly made Sallie faint. If she had human skin, she was sure she would have been blushing. She tried to grab Ryan’s ass the whole time, but he was moving too fast for her.
Later, instead of respecting her house, Shane had the audacity to sit right on her countertop with his legs spread wide like a common whore. Sallie knocked loudly, three times, really hoping that Shane got the message. He didn’t, but at least Ryan was impressed by her power.
Then the pair of them drew that nasty picture of her, and Sallie nearly wept. Ryan didn’t think she was sexy at all! He’d never even feasted his eyes upon her rotting flesh, wrinkled and peeling face, and jet black eyes. He had no idea what he was missing. As soon as Ryan turned on the spirit box, she told Ryan and Shane they both sucked.
But she didn’t mean it, not about Ryan anyway. He was too lovely of a specimen for her to remain mad at him. She knew the night was growing short, so she told Ryan he was a tasty snack. And she meant it, too. If she was bigger and older, she could have devoured Ryan whole. She would have loved to sink her teeth into him. She would have loved to make him scream.
Instead, she was forced to settle for running an incorporeal hand over his massive thighs and talking to him through the spirit box.
When Shane and Ryan went to the basement, she was reminded of the absolute debauchery they engaged in all those years ago. It had been so delicious to watch Ryan shake in fear, completely unhinged and so worried for Shane.
She thought she and Shane had more in common than she would have cared to admit. Sure, he had normal human flesh and was taller than her. But she could tell he loved Ryan just as much as she did.
At the end of the night, when Ryan was supposed to be sleeping, he cuddled up next to Shane’s sleeping bag for old time’s sake. He wrapped his huge arms around Shane’s chest and pushed his nose into the nape of his neck. The whole thing would have touched Sallie’s heart, if she had one. Even after all that time, Ryan still found comfort in Shane.
Sallie still thought Shane was a total prick, though. She thought about grabbing Shane’s feet and throwing him across the room, because he would have deserved it. He shouted at her so loud he made her ears bleed sometimes. But if she did that, Ryan would definitely never come back to her house.
So she let them be.
Well, except when they both fell asleep she definitely slipped in between the covers and spooned Ryan’s ass. She had to shoot her shot while she had the chance.
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved
Pairing/Characters: Ryan Bergara/Sallie House Demon, also implied Ryan/Shane
Rating: Teen
Content Notes: It's from a demon's POV so there's talk of possession and eating, but this is mostly crack.
Prompt: September 10 - Ryan Bergara & Sallie House Demon with the title "Summer Fun"
Some demons are social creatures, and they do talk to each other on occasion. So when Sallie found out that Ryan Bergara was coming back to her house to play with her, she could hardly contain her excitement.
Fear fed her, and kept her alive, but fear was easy to come by on account of her house being so famous. Silly ghost hunters came from all over the world and kept her full. Her life was a life of luxury compared to many of her colleagues. So she didn’t have to outright scare Ryan Bergara. Instead, she could have some real fun with him.
She plotted and planned, trying to figure out the best ways to really leave her mark. She was the kind of demon that liked to really build up the dread and suspense, and she also was prone to theatrics. She knew how to maintain an image, after all. But with Ryan, she didn’t just want to feed off of him. She wanted to possess him completely but only the ancient demons had that power. She was going to have to settle for spine-tingling flirting instead.
She sent out her hellhound to watch for Ryan’s arrival. When he was spotted, Sallie gleefully clapped her hands. Finally, she would have someone to play with her. This time, maybe she’d rack up the courage to say what she’d always wanted to say.
Things felt different as soon as Ryan walked through the door. He was older, sure. His hair looked fantastic, and his arms were even bigger than she remembered. But there was an edge to him, something almost like resignation wafting off of him. That didn’t taste good.
Sallie didn’t let that deter her, though. This was probably going to be her only chance to make Ryan truly notice her. She wanted him to remember her forever.
When he turned on the spirit box, she requested he dance in her living room. She really got a full show. Ryan swaying his hips nearly made Sallie faint. If she had human skin, she was sure she would have been blushing. She tried to grab Ryan’s ass the whole time, but he was moving too fast for her.
Later, instead of respecting her house, Shane had the audacity to sit right on her countertop with his legs spread wide like a common whore. Sallie knocked loudly, three times, really hoping that Shane got the message. He didn’t, but at least Ryan was impressed by her power.
Then the pair of them drew that nasty picture of her, and Sallie nearly wept. Ryan didn’t think she was sexy at all! He’d never even feasted his eyes upon her rotting flesh, wrinkled and peeling face, and jet black eyes. He had no idea what he was missing. As soon as Ryan turned on the spirit box, she told Ryan and Shane they both sucked.
But she didn’t mean it, not about Ryan anyway. He was too lovely of a specimen for her to remain mad at him. She knew the night was growing short, so she told Ryan he was a tasty snack. And she meant it, too. If she was bigger and older, she could have devoured Ryan whole. She would have loved to sink her teeth into him. She would have loved to make him scream.
Instead, she was forced to settle for running an incorporeal hand over his massive thighs and talking to him through the spirit box.
When Shane and Ryan went to the basement, she was reminded of the absolute debauchery they engaged in all those years ago. It had been so delicious to watch Ryan shake in fear, completely unhinged and so worried for Shane.
She thought she and Shane had more in common than she would have cared to admit. Sure, he had normal human flesh and was taller than her. But she could tell he loved Ryan just as much as she did.
At the end of the night, when Ryan was supposed to be sleeping, he cuddled up next to Shane’s sleeping bag for old time’s sake. He wrapped his huge arms around Shane’s chest and pushed his nose into the nape of his neck. The whole thing would have touched Sallie’s heart, if she had one. Even after all that time, Ryan still found comfort in Shane.
Sallie still thought Shane was a total prick, though. She thought about grabbing Shane’s feet and throwing him across the room, because he would have deserved it. He shouted at her so loud he made her ears bleed sometimes. But if she did that, Ryan would definitely never come back to her house.
So she let them be.
Well, except when they both fell asleep she definitely slipped in between the covers and spooned Ryan’s ass. She had to shoot her shot while she had the chance.