three Bleach drabbles
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no_true_pairTitle: Chocolate Hearts
Author:misura
Fandom: Bleach (times three)
Pairing/characters: Abarai Renji and Kuchiki Rukia
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Prompt/challenge you're answering: Title: Chocolate Hearts
"It's a scheme, Renji," she told him. "You give chocolate to people on one day and then about a month later, they have to give you back more chocolate."
Renji stared at the piece of chocolate in his hand. Heart-shaped, Rukia had assured him, and who was he to disagree? It looked like it would taste more bitter than sweet, but then again, considering it had been given to him by Rukia, nothing less was to be expected.
"Huh," he said.
(Nobody in the Soul Society would know how to make chocolate, of course - as always, Rukia was asking, if not outright demanding, the impossible.)
(He'd always liked that about her.)
Title: One Drink Too Few
Pairing/characters: Matsumoto Rangiku and Kuchiki Byakuya
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Prompt/challenge you're answering: “Kiss me, I’m....”
"Rather drunk, I do believe, Matsumoto," and if that voice didn't sober you up, then nothing on this side of the dangai would.
On the other hand, she had not just spent the better part of four hours pouring some of the finest sake she'd ever tasted down her throat only to have Captain Kuchiki ruin things just when they'd been starting to get fun, what with the way she'd almost talked Renji and Ikkaku into a game of strip poker.
"Drink, Captain Kuchiki?" Her voice had stopped slurring. Damn the man, for all that he was a fine looking piece of meat. She'd worked for that slur.
"I hardly think so. By all present evidence, you've had more than enough already."
He really was an idiot. "Not me, sir." Well, another bottle or two, maybe. "You!"
The expression on his face was stunned. It made her want to giggle, except then he'd probably get all huffy. "I'm not - " he said. "I don't usually - "
"One tiny drink can't hurt, right?" Given the size of the stick up his ass, a whole lot of big drinks might do him a world of good.
He sat down. Renji looked alarmed. "I suppose not."
"That's the spirit!"
She'd always wondered what he'd look like naked, anyway.
Title: Raining Frogs and Frogs
Pairing/characters: Matsumoto Rangiku and Zaraki Kenpachi
Rating: PG
Warnings: cruelty to frogs
Prompt/challenge you're answering: World Frog Day
"Fucking frogs."
Rangiku decided that now was a truly unfortunate time for her imagination to start taking Captain Kenpachi's words literally. She did not need the mental image of a millions frogs having orgies all over the Soul Society.
"What does Aizen think he's going to accomplish with this, anyway?" Captain Kenpachi's blade moved almost slowly, lazily, as if its owner couldn't really be bothered to make an effort, and then there were five frogs who'd never fuck again.
They were kind of cute, really. "Maybe we should try kissing them," she said. "To see if any are going to turn into good-looking guys." Rangiku had little use for princes, but good-looking guys who didn't yet know not to agree to a drunken game of strip poker were always in short supply.
Captain Kenpachi's blade moved slightly faster this time. "Did you just say something?"
Author:
misuraFandom: Bleach (times three)
Pairing/characters: Abarai Renji and Kuchiki Rukia
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Prompt/challenge you're answering: Title: Chocolate Hearts
"It's a scheme, Renji," she told him. "You give chocolate to people on one day and then about a month later, they have to give you back more chocolate."
Renji stared at the piece of chocolate in his hand. Heart-shaped, Rukia had assured him, and who was he to disagree? It looked like it would taste more bitter than sweet, but then again, considering it had been given to him by Rukia, nothing less was to be expected.
"Huh," he said.
(Nobody in the Soul Society would know how to make chocolate, of course - as always, Rukia was asking, if not outright demanding, the impossible.)
(He'd always liked that about her.)
Title: One Drink Too Few
Pairing/characters: Matsumoto Rangiku and Kuchiki Byakuya
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Prompt/challenge you're answering: “Kiss me, I’m....”
"Rather drunk, I do believe, Matsumoto," and if that voice didn't sober you up, then nothing on this side of the dangai would.
On the other hand, she had not just spent the better part of four hours pouring some of the finest sake she'd ever tasted down her throat only to have Captain Kuchiki ruin things just when they'd been starting to get fun, what with the way she'd almost talked Renji and Ikkaku into a game of strip poker.
"Drink, Captain Kuchiki?" Her voice had stopped slurring. Damn the man, for all that he was a fine looking piece of meat. She'd worked for that slur.
"I hardly think so. By all present evidence, you've had more than enough already."
He really was an idiot. "Not me, sir." Well, another bottle or two, maybe. "You!"
The expression on his face was stunned. It made her want to giggle, except then he'd probably get all huffy. "I'm not - " he said. "I don't usually - "
"One tiny drink can't hurt, right?" Given the size of the stick up his ass, a whole lot of big drinks might do him a world of good.
He sat down. Renji looked alarmed. "I suppose not."
"That's the spirit!"
She'd always wondered what he'd look like naked, anyway.
Title: Raining Frogs and Frogs
Pairing/characters: Matsumoto Rangiku and Zaraki Kenpachi
Rating: PG
Warnings: cruelty to frogs
Prompt/challenge you're answering: World Frog Day
"Fucking frogs."
Rangiku decided that now was a truly unfortunate time for her imagination to start taking Captain Kenpachi's words literally. She did not need the mental image of a millions frogs having orgies all over the Soul Society.
"What does Aizen think he's going to accomplish with this, anyway?" Captain Kenpachi's blade moved almost slowly, lazily, as if its owner couldn't really be bothered to make an effort, and then there were five frogs who'd never fuck again.
They were kind of cute, really. "Maybe we should try kissing them," she said. "To see if any are going to turn into good-looking guys." Rangiku had little use for princes, but good-looking guys who didn't yet know not to agree to a drunken game of strip poker were always in short supply.
Captain Kenpachi's blade moved slightly faster this time. "Did you just say something?"